We Are The Last Great Kings

etherealpup asked: Ugh why can't my butt look like yours. #skinnyproblems

akbearcub:

Trust, it has its downside. Pant shopping is SUCH a pain.

YES, finally someone with the same problem!

HE’S GOT THE MONEY!!

(Source: salmohella, via haleyouralpha)

Anonymous asked: which one of you and your boyfriend and the girl in the relationship.

awfulbear:

haleyouralpha:

Since we’ve both got pretty big dicks down there i’m gonna say neither of us are the girl.

Best fucking answer ever

Anonymous asked: What team or which pokemon do you usually use when you battle online/ friends?

I change my pokemon team each battle

jturn:

I just had a Pokémon battle with thelastgreatkings. He handed. Me. My ass.

Hahahah, not really. But hey, I’ll take yer butt any day ;P

themusiclibrary:

Ho Hey | The Lumineers

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(via ruinedchildhood)

cumpletelyhappy:

Buddies. Cute.

you know who is bottoming tonight

(Source: NubianBrothaz, via bromancing-the-stone)